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Posts by Eldon Sarte:
How You Could Lose Your Shirt by Watching Reality TV
Why Men Probably Shouldn’t Watch Romantic Movies
Lions and Tigers Really Don’t Get Along
How to Turn a Kid Into a 4th Grade Social Pariah in Just Two Sentences
The Great 1973 Little Golden Books Caper
The Unbearable Lightness of Shit Just Happening
Mr. One Percent or Why I Don’t Smile in Pictures
When the Invaluable Benefits of a Good Education – BAM! – Clicked in My Head
Why I Vacuum
Do Your Book One Hill at a Time
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